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Settling In Consoles: Transmigration – by Stephen “Joystick” Flemming

The title track from Humming Home, featured in the newest Rock Band, not only steals the show, but creates one of the most immersive musical gaming experiences of all time. So much so that Harmoics, the creators of the game, had to re-affiliate with RedOctane to create a new controller so that fans could properly appreciate and reproduce the unique sound of Samantha Gamgee’s laser harp.

Featured in the top commercial presaging the newest release of Rock Band, the band plays their newest title track, “Eating out Love.” Ms. Gamgee, who is now preoccupied with a pacifist paternalistic charity that aims to take all the fun out of rock and roll concerts forever, was not able to be a part of the filming of the commercial.

Actress Ellen Paige, most recently featured in “Beyond Two Souls,” was thrilled to take Gamgee’s place in the commercial due to her likeness to the dwarf musician and her deep appreciation for the laser harpist’s personal commitment to ending death by indie rock.

Although the replacement was intended with respect, Samantha quietly resented the role Paige took in the commercial, which filmed in front of a live, erupting volcano and featured twelve dancers wielding golden Olympic rings.

Her disdain for the commercial overall and claims of her stolen likeness resulted in lawsuits pointed at Harmoics and MTV. Regardless of the incredible sales of the video game, fans lashed out at protests in several major metro areas, and resulting riots ended in the death one Marmalade-look-alike and her Gameshop employee owner, Karen Dingleburg of Decatur, IL.

Upon hearing of the cat’s death, Samantha Gamgee’s Harp Strings foundation immediately dispatched Lee Greenwood to site of the death to headline a tribute.

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